Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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