last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
