he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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