At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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