and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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