I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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