Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it's great music for shaving your balls
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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