Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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