Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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