i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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