Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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