Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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