Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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