I don't think brook has ever known best
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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