What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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