and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No...this little piggys going to the bar
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You're a waste of cheezeits
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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