hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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