There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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