Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i've created a new STD.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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