Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
honey bunches of taint.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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