You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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