Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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