For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Are we still banned from the library?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
