I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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