I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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