I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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