Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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