I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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