sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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