Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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