32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
