I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do vagina's smell?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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