**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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