One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My dad is sitting where you rode me
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
His nipple licking is glorious
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