Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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