I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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