i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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