I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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