Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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