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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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