i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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