I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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