A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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