How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He had one of those small greek statue penises
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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