I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I am mentally ready for anal.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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