i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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