I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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