You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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