it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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