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• (949): View more from California

  Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.

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• (619): View more from California

  well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.

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  Who said I want to share with you?

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  You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.

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• (650): View more from California

  I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I need vitamin water and Jesus :/

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