Christians are straight up FREAKS
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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