I want to have your abortion
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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